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Friday, November 6, 2009 Capt. Athan;

8:34 PM

Stardate 91106.8

Incoming transmission.....

[Hey y'all! What's crackin' l'il bitches? Ok so, I know I haven't said shiet in like forever, but now i am, so quit whining you mike foxtrots! First things first. I owe a shit load of people an ass-load of money. I ain't talkin' about 10 or 20 bucks. I'm talking HUGE! Like HUNDREDS! So basically, I'm fucked up. I came up with this great plan to get a job to try to repay it all, but guess what? NTUC BLEW ME OFF!! FUCK!! At first when I went there to submit my application, they told me that the manager was not in because he was sick or some shiet like that and they said that they would call. IT'S BEEN 2 FUCKIN' LONG WEEKS AND I HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE CALL!!! FUCK IT!!! And time is running out. So I have to bring myself down to the lowest of all jobs: McDonald's.

I don't want to work there because I know I'm gonna have to put up with seeing my friends everyday. But now, whoo, I don't give a damn anymore. Let my friends be damned.

So now, on to my good news. Birthday's commin' up, but I WILL NOT have ANY presents, AT ALL. And I soooo want the Call Of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition. NIGHT VISION GOGGLES!! OMG! But I may not get it. Damn.

So, in short, FUBAR.

Bouncin' out.]

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